Smitty sneezes
Smitty, "Thank you... Oh, no one blessed me."
Smittyisms
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
On The Upcoming Rapture
Me, "Are you ready for the world to end on Saturday?"
Smitty, "NO... The Bachelorette starts on MONDAY!"
Smitty, "NO... The Bachelorette starts on MONDAY!"
Friday, February 25, 2011
On Facebook Pictures
Smitty, "Omg, sometimes when I go to facebook and on my page... my face scares me. Like, it's so big."
Thursday, February 10, 2011
On Unsuccessful Dates
Smitty, "I mean he never called me back, and I wished ill will on him. But, God, not to be a meth head."
Friday, November 19, 2010
Saturday, November 6, 2010
On Clothing
Smitty, "My pants are so tight that if I push out with my stomach, my zipper goes down."
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
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